My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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