Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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