Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Randomize
