hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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