Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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