he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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