is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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