Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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