u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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