So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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