i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
The Olympian is in my bed
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
