We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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