Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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