if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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