i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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