I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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