Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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