One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Do plants get herpes?
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