yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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