Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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