Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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