your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
