I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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