She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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