So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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