I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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