I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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