Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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