It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
What a dumb baby whore.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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