already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
