My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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