Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
how do flat chested girls get laid?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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