Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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