I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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