so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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