You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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