Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I believe in your delicious
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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