Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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