if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
