Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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