come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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