is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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