Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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