Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
your parents love me but you hate me
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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