Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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