i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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