How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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