JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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