You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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