don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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