and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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