after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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