Who wears a wallet chain?!
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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