I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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