I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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