If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
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